No straight lines on my table

And the legs are not quite stable

I want,  always to play if you are able

But, the stick I give you is not straight

On my turn,  I will have you wait

Its "my game" my table,  losing is your fate

I practice on my table that has the bump

While you try,  I will make you the chump

I will keep your game in a slump

I am sure on my table you will not win

Bumper pool is different,  and the way I play

Will make your head spin

And are you wondering if I am fair?

Re-read line four ^ and remember how we begin

I to,  agree that cheating is a sin

But,  on my table,  I must win !

 

By JD. Bardo