TORY BULLY

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This certainly bears repetition today.

 

Priti's been catty

To her staff, they say

Driving them batty

Both by night and day


She's a bully
Tory bully
She's a bully
Tory bully
She's a bully


Her mood's always ratty

Their life's been hell

Who's driving them scatty?

That's Priti Patel

She's a bully


So I wrote this ditty

To spead the smell

That Priti's been shitty

That's Priti Patel

She's a bully


Yes, Priti's been catty

To all of her teams

Catty and twatty

Or so it seems

She's a bully

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John Coopey

Sat 21st Nov 2020 22:05

Thanks, Stephen.

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Stephen Gospage

Sat 21st Nov 2020 17:30

Well done, John. The Christmas No.1 for sure!

There's a line one shouldn't cross
But she doesn't give a toss

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Paul Sayer

Sat 21st Nov 2020 17:17

They are busy with all 'the kits' Oh! no hang that's Amazon as well🤣

I think Boris just pissed on the flames mate.

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John Coopey

Sat 21st Nov 2020 17:11

It’s not a case of “smoke”, Paul. There’s been an investigation and it’s findings were against her.
I can’t believe it’s not come yet!

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Paul Sayer

Sat 21st Nov 2020 15:47

Boris will stand by her as he did in the past.

No smoke without fire as they say.

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Paul Sayer

Sat 21st Nov 2020 15:46

'Amazon' can deliver stuff from anywhere in the world almost before I even order it, John.

The jolly old PO (sorry I mean RM) can't manage it in a week, from just up the road.

Hopefully on Monday mate.

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M.C. Newberry

Sat 21st Nov 2020 14:40

Woolly Bully - ah, that takes me back.
As for "bullying" - it used to be called plain speaking in my day.
I've been on the receiving end and it was usually justified, I admit.
You take it and swear not to be caught lacking the next time. I worked with civil service employees during my career and some
could be fragile souls, as quick to take offence as they were to
perform poorly on occasions.

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Paul Sayer

Sat 21st Nov 2020 09:17

I am intending to bash away to accompany your stuff as a way of practising, I kid you not.

I'll send a recording or two... tha'll larn yar 🤣

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John Coopey

Sat 21st Nov 2020 08:51

Indeed, Paul.
It hasn’t come yet? I sent it on Tues.

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Paul Sayer

Fri 20th Nov 2020 22:47

She could write lyrics that Alicia Bognanno
Mine just sound shit, you know John, like gwä′nō

btw. the tambourine arrived today!

The CD hopefully, tamara as we say in Norfolk 😉

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Paul Sayer

Fri 20th Nov 2020 22:08

I second that.

The house erupts

ORDER! ORRRRDER!

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