FASTING
The patient coming in for tests
will now be required to fast
for 3 days prior to his visit
no food or drink for 72 hours
period
this is the only way we can exact
real change in his behavior
once he is too weak
to joke and wisecrack
about doctors and hospitals
we won't have a problem with him
we will also give him a drug
strong enough to kill a horse
and that should knock
his legs out from under him
after that we can pretty much
do anything we want
as long as he signed the waiver
not to sue or hold us responsible
we are good to go
we will draw blood because
we are basically sadists and
love long needles
we will find something wrong
even if we have to make it up
So remember
Nothing to eat
Nothing to drink
Nothing to it
Torture is us.
M.C. Newberry
Tue 1st Sep 2020 12:16
Sardonic and near enough to cynical suspicions to be worth a murmur of concern. We all have the thought surely that the medicos
can look on patients as guinea pigs more than fellow beings on a
journey through life and seeking it to be as trouble-free as
possible. I have some personal experience of the "going without"
syndrome to prepare for hospital checks and remember my own
resentment of the process and the arbitrary (it seemed) policy that
inflicted this on me. Hang in there and keep them working for you -
rather than the other way round...as can occasionally seem to be the case once you're aboard their medical-go-round! ?