SOMEONE FOR EVERYONE (SHE CAUGHT ME SNIFFING HER PANTS)

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An unrequited love poem

 

I’ve had some bad luck with the ladies

In truth, the fault’s down to me

You see, I’ve a niche peccadillo

That’s harmless, I’m sure you’ll agree.

 

I’d taken her out on a bike ride

We’d stopped at a café to eat

But when she came back from the Ladies

She caught me sniffing her seat.

 

A second invited me inside

An offer I couldn’t refuse

But when she came back from the kitchen

She caught me sniffing her shoes.

 

A third led me into her bedroom

But I realised I’d blown my chance

Cos when she went out I went through her drawers

So she caught me sniffing her pants.

 

But this world’s full of like-minded people

To tango it only takes two

They say that there’s someone for everyone

So tell me if my someone’s you.

◄ THE LORD ALFRED SHIT-FOR-BRAINS OF CASTLEFORD

JOHNNY'S ►

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John Coopey

Sat 8th Aug 2020 23:15

The poem, Brian, or the sniffing?
I've never yet got to find out, Jennifer.

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jennifer Malden

Sat 8th Aug 2020 15:14

Ugh!!!!!!! What worries me, is what does she have to sniff to correspond? Don't want an answer tx!


Jennifer

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Brian Maryon

Sat 8th Aug 2020 14:11

Bloody disgusting!!!!!

I love it!

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Paul Sayer

Sat 8th Aug 2020 13:23

LOL

Mine does say 'WELCOME'

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John Coopey

Sat 8th Aug 2020 11:28

It would certainly make for an original first date chat up line, Ruth. “How do you feel about men who sniff ladies’ underwear?”
Anything’s a change from a door mat, Paul.

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Paul Sayer

Sat 8th Aug 2020 11:03

Now I now.

When I reincarnate I am coming back as women's bicycle seat.

Paul

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Ruth O'Reilly

Sat 8th Aug 2020 09:33

Who could guess a fetish
Before the day you met
Don't you tell them beforehand
It's something you'll regret
Let her fall for your wit
Let her fall for your charm
By time you smell her armpit
You'll not be a cause for alarm! 😁

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