SOMEONE FOR EVERYONE (SHE CAUGHT ME SNIFFING HER PANTS)
An unrequited love poem
I’ve had some bad luck with the ladies
In truth, the fault’s down to me
You see, I’ve a niche peccadillo
That’s harmless, I’m sure you’ll agree.
I’d taken her out on a bike ride
We’d stopped at a café to eat
But when she came back from the Ladies
She caught me sniffing her seat.
A second invited me inside
An offer I couldn’t refuse
But when she came back from the kitchen
She caught me sniffing her shoes.
A third led me into her bedroom
But I realised I’d blown my chance
Cos when she went out I went through her drawers
So she caught me sniffing her pants.
But this world’s full of like-minded people
To tango it only takes two
They say that there’s someone for everyone
So tell me if my someone’s you.