Alas poor Boris.
He's out of his depth.
He lives under a mushroom.
His mind is sieved of ideas.
He's lead by impulsive behaviour.
Habitually blurts out policies on the hoof.
Yesterday Boris confidently rejected ideas adopted by others.
Today he embraces them as sound concepts.
Surely this is no way to run a chip shop?
Yet the gormless Boris merrily bungles through with the blessings of those who empowered him.