Rocky normally did his shopping online,

But this week he needed to view the beer and the wine.

So he walked down to Tesco,but dogs aren't allowed,

He tied up his rottweiler away from the crowd.

But as he approached the cash-out pushing his trolley,

He was approached by a lady who said,"I'm really really,sorry,

I think my little kitten has killed your dog."

"That's impossible" said Rocky,"killed by a mog!"

"Yeh Kitty the kitten, over whom I dote,

Was eaten by your rottweiler and got stuck in his throat !"