Two rats are eating something disgusting discarded on the road,

A stone's throw away  from their bug infested abode.

One rat says to the other,"Have you been to the cafe down there?

It's the cleanest place in town to be fair.

The floors are so shiny you can see your face,

The surfaces are so clean,they're really ace.

The staff constantly clean the tables and the seating."

"Stop !"cries the second rat,"You're putting me off what I'm eating"