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The wiggle of Gail and Braille

Pete was the proud owner of a profitable pub,

Due to the pandemic ,he started selling takeaway grub.

He advertised the products he had for sale,

Aided by a gorgeous figured female called Gail.

 

She carried a board with her products to be seen,

Singing her favourite songs recorded by Queen.

Another board was placed over her behind,

Written in Braille for the sake of the blind.

 

Queues gathered pretending to be blind around Gail,

Caressing her bottom and reading her  Braille.

Thankfully Pete's business didn't fail,

Thanks to the wiggle of Gail and Braille.

 

 

 

 

◄ A hard cat to swallow

Begging ►

Comments

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Shifa Maqba

Thu 25th Jun 2020 16:36

You have such a unique way with words. Deliciously amusing!

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Starfish

Wed 24th Jun 2020 17:23

Cheeky.

<Deleted User> (17847)

Tue 23rd Jun 2020 22:39

Whatever ' meds ' you are on Hugh, save some for me!

good laugh Sir!

LS

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M.C. Newberry

Tue 23rd Jun 2020 17:02

Ah...so, like thieves in the night, they "rubbed her blind"! ?

<Deleted User> (24283)

Tue 23rd Jun 2020 10:59

Yes, a host of whales are going to eat all the monsters.

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Hugh

Tue 23rd Jun 2020 10:58

I'm reading a horror story about a whale,
In the dark using Braille.
Something scary is going to happen.
I can feel it.

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