(My worldwide Facebook fans will have been perturbed by my absence)

 

Don’t do Facebook anymore

Di’n’t do Twitter too before

Yes, I’ve kicked them out the door

So you all now know the score

Don’t do Facebook anymore.

 

There’s no reason why I should

Read the posts of stupid cruds

I’d ignore them if I could

But I can’t; in likelihood

My responses cause bad blood.

 

I’ve grown tired of all the shit

Like the dross  you pass for wit

Your pearls of wisdom I’ll omit

From my study; I’ll admit

I’ve grown tired of all this shit.

 

Yes, ignoring them I’ve tried

But I simply cannot bide;

Out the window I have spied

That there’s life goes on outside

Gonna join in, I decide.

 

Don’t do Facebook anymore

It’s a vice I’ll now ignore

Other stuff I will explore

Fans will reel in shock and awe;

Don’t do Facebook anymore.