OOPS! (or "Double the fun"!)
Let's all cheer up at the recollection of those in the media who don't always get it right.
Racing commentator watching jockey Tony McCoy in a formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his
legs and likes what he sees."
Interviewer asking racing driver Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix: "What does it feel like being rammed up the
backside by Barrichello?"
Racing pundit Brough Scott on a new stand at Doncaster racecourse: "My word, look at that magnificent erection."
Steve Ryder covering a US Masters Golf Tournament. "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."
Jockey Willie Carson telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race. "They usually have four or
five dreams a night about coming from different positions."
Chris Tarrant discussing the first Who Wants to Be A Millionaire' winner Judith Keppel. "She was
practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."
.........................................Now, come on, don't you feel just that bit better now?!