GOOD ADVICE

If you are feeling obsessed with self-doubt and anxiety - and who isn't? - then bear in mind this excellent

advice from that great worldly-wise wit of yesteryear, Dorothy Parker.

Razors pain you;

Rivers are damp;

Acids stain you;

And drugs cause cramp.

Guns aren't lawful;

Nooses give;

Gas smells awful;

You might as well live.

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◄ WHY WOMEN DON'T READ IN THE BATHROOM

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Don Matthews

Tue 12th May 2020 00:02

I might try giving 'live' a go. Could be a winner

Thanks for bringing it to my attention MC....

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