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(A re-post from 2017. In tribute to Bill Withers who died today.  Worldwide fans may recall the story which circulated 3 or 4 years ago that Donald Trump had, prior to his candidature for POTUS, engaged the services while he had visited Moscow of two prostitutes to engage in a little watersports.)


Some times in our lives

We crave that rain

That’s sweet as flowers;

And when it arrives

Then I will drink

Those golden showers.


Pee on me

Crouch into place

Squat on my face

You need to be on me;

Ooohh, Percy’s so strong

It won’t take long

When somebody pees on me.


Relax all your manners

Don’t mind if you trump

I just need somebody to wee on me;

Don’t care if there’s cameras

But don’t take a dump

I just love somebody to pee on me.


Pee on me.

Forceful and strong;

I’m a disgrace

But this just turns me on;

Now, play with my dong

While sat on my face

Continue to pee on.


Straddle me

This view is so hot

Seeing you squat

And when you pee on me

You bum hovering above

Is why I love

This fetish urinary.


Pee on me

Let go of your flow

While I lie below

You two can queen on me

Now, there’s no escape

I’m videotaped

Blackmailers can lean on me.




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John Coopey

Sat 4th Apr 2020 13:59

You may be right about the body doubles, MC. I would have loved to have seen the video to make up my mind.

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M.C. Newberry

Sat 4th Apr 2020 12:28

Your comment leads me to mention that our professions were
in our passports (lodged at the hotel) and we thought ourselves to
be likely "targets" for Russian interest in those Cold War times. But
awareness was with us at all times - as it should be with anyone
(like Trump for example) who has a position that places him/her
in range of any "honey trap" undertaken by security services in
lands with limited freedoms but excessive paranoia. It's suspected
that body doubles have been used to embarrass those who become
official targets for whatever reason within Russia itself. Cue - the
likelihood of the practice being extended to serve a purpose.

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John Coopey

Sat 4th Apr 2020 12:04

Glad you qualified the “fun in your hotel room”, MC. Of course, what bobbies do on tour stays on tour.
Incidentally, it has occurred to me what a waste of good American dollars DT’s little peccadillo cost him. I’d have done it for free.

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M.C. Newberry

Sat 4th Apr 2020 11:43

I find it difficult to believe that anyone visiting Russia would be caught
that way. Back in the 70s, along along with a pal of those days, I
took a trip to Leningrad and stayed at the Hotel Moskva beside the
River Neva - with a view over the river to the battlecruiser Aurora
(fired the shot that heralded the 1917 October Revolution). We
had fun in our hotel room, speaking loudly in praise of the city
and how the Germans could never have hoped to defeat the spirit
of the Russian people - assuming someone somewhere would be
either listening or watching.

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John Coopey

Sat 4th Apr 2020 10:42

A bit of a cock bird, Kevin.

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kJ Walker

Sat 4th Apr 2020 09:44

Ooooo you are awful.

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John Coopey

Sat 4th Apr 2020 08:39

Naughty? Not me, Po. That’s Don. I just described it.

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Sat 4th Apr 2020 07:59

You are a very naughty boy! John!

I did just piss myself reading this, it has made my feet go rusty.

Great pic... as for the soundtrack

I reckon poor old Bill is Withering in his grave.

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