Urge
Was out in bush the other day
Driving with me mate
When great big urge came over him
Which just would not abate
He took off into sand dunes
To dig himself a hole
We had no toilet paper
(Forgot to bring a roll)
I said whatever did you use
To clean yourself with mate?
Sand, he said. How did it work?
Grate, grate, grate
Don Matthews March 2020
I bet his eyes were watering anyway!!
Good clean fun of an Aussie sort. ?
Yes Brian, our grits do come in
Various colours, grades
Fine for those with tender bums
All handcrafted made
Rough for outback horsemen
Who have a toughened bum
Their choice is usually jet black
Jet black ho ho hum
In Aus we are so lucky
With oodles of nice grit
To handcraft in all colours, grades
So hand we don't use it
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<Deleted User> (18980)
Thu 19th Mar 2020 10:56
Good old Aussie spirit...grit and determination!
I'm grateful for your comments
Use only finest sand
Smoothing on the bottom
And better than one's hand
Of course if you are desperate
With no sand close at hand
What else can a poor fella use
................
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Dan,
That must have been a grateful experience.
Good poem
Thanks
keith
Philipos
Thu 19th Mar 2020 08:41
Sand ain't grand for wiping the you know what - take care Don. Keep up with your sense of humour - there's never been a better time for it. P ?
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Don Matthews
Thu 19th Mar 2020 22:34
Tell you what I'll do Po
I'll send you several rolls
Via Virtual Air that LM use
LMS hey LOL
You then can clean yourself up
Virtually every time
Yep, I'm having great time here
Constructing virtual rhyme
Which travel to your 'puter
In virtual seconds flat
You got those rolls of paper yet?
The cat sat on the mat
He's lost the plot...
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