self-help gone wrong (Remove filter)
Alexa, Give Me a New Life!
Alexa, dear, my lifeless friend,
Find me joy—before the end!
Scan the web, rewrite my fate,
Find me friends, I’ll compensate.
At work, I toil like some old bot,
The boss says “fix it,” I say “what?”
Colleagues grin, they steal my lunch,
Alexa, purge this wretched bunch!
My love life? Ha! A tragic tale,
Last date ran—she looked so pale.
“You’re funny,” she said, “but sad.”
Alexa, ...
Saturday 1st March 2025 10:53 am
Recent Comments
Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh on Propaganda
7 minutes ago
Stephen Gospage on 10,000 Hours.
8 minutes ago
Stephen Gospage on Butterflies Alight
15 minutes ago
Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh on Propaganda
17 minutes ago
Stephen Gospage on I hope it rains in hell
20 minutes ago
Graham Sherwood on 10,000 Hours.
21 minutes ago
Freda Davis on In the End
1 hour ago
Freda Davis on In the End
1 hour ago
Marla Joy on scaling ivory veils
3 hours ago
Marla Joy on Old Friend
3 hours ago