WHAT IF HE'S DEAD?

Well he's never been dead before so why would he start now?

THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING ISN'T THERE?

Of course, but surely not at six o'clock on a wet thursday evening?

I TAKE YOUR POINT, BUT WHAT IF HE DIED THIS MORNING? 

Well he would have said, wouldn't he?

WILL YOU TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE DEAD?

Yes, will you reciprocate?

I DIED YESTERDAY.

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