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Fly Has Sat On The Sweetest Jam (nonsense comp)

 

There is no order here,

There is no any sense.

Can you make it clear?

Can you change a pence?

 

On a tin there sat a cat

It looked exactly like a rat

Poor little biggie rat

It has swallowed a cat.

 

Little cow wore a wig

And the ground it could dig,

Like a purple brown pig

Sat on thin and thickest twig.

 

In the farm and in the z...

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In A January Morning (nonsense comp)

 

 In a January morning,

On a sunny April day,

A crocodile croaks as it is May.

On the pavement bricks out of board,

There walks the tallest little lord.

In a hospital is healthy.

Poor man is so wealthy.

Fed to teeth I want to eat

And a cheat is so sweet.

Come my dears! Come to me!

I don’t want to see you.

Any false you say is true,

In the yar...

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Smart Little Johnny (competition)

 

It’s a real story that happened in one school

when a teacher appeared  to be a complete fool.

Once when a teacher of math was sick

a teacher of physical education came, named Nick.

He wanted to show how intelligent he is,

so he said: Solve my problem please!

The car moves at a high speed.

To go to Spain a plane we need.

How old am I if the plane now is high...

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