No Drive
Soon self-driving cars will be the norm
And we will long for the days behind
Because we are unable to just go for a ride
Without a destination in mind
Friday 27th December 2019 7:12 pm
I Need a Raise
A single dose of Viagra cost fifty bucks
That price is quite a fright
Add in dinner and a prostitute
You're talking a very expensive night
Saturday 21st December 2019 4:08 am
Looking Good
When looking for a new doctor
For me the best of all
Is one that's overweight and a smoker
And reeks of alcohol
Friday 13th December 2019 12:32 am
Perfect Strike
Men are six times more likely to be struck by lightning
Now odds, 700,000 to 1 is an important detail
It still makes me stop and think
That God just may be a female
Tuesday 3rd December 2019 12:43 am
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