Looking Good
When looking for a new doctor
For me the best of all
Is one that's overweight and a smoker
And reeks of alcohol
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Absolutely, Joe. We don't need any skinny doctors telling us to be thin.
I've just arrived in town Joe
Drink whiskey, fat and smoke
And happen to be doctor
Need money. Am flat broke
You say you're doctor-looking
I'm here, I fit your bill
Certificate in surgery
Can give you plenty pills
How'my going with 4-liners Joe?
My nurse I'll throw in with the bill
She's sexy, low-cut dress
You wanna sign up sight unseen?
You hope she might wear less?
Don't push your luck Joe.
She's feisty and fickle.....
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<Deleted User> (18980)
Fri 13th Dec 2019 01:08
At least they'd probably have some empathy with their patients!
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Ruth O'Reilly
Sat 14th Dec 2019 00:25
To make you feel instantly healthier ?