A WOMEN'S SCORN

How do you fight the Taliban in Afghanistan

Only a few options to choose

I would have giving arms to the Afghan women

For sure, they had the most to lose

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NOTHING TO GRAIN

Breakfast as a kid, Count Chocula, Franken Berry, Boo Berry

The good old days of sugar and fillers

Great products that were pulled from the market

General Mills the true cereal killers

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VINE TUNING

Many humans have a fascination with wines

Cosumption of them is their great escape

I'm just an old Coca Cola drinker

To me they're just a bunch of old grapes

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HELPER SKELTER

So you want to go it alone

Asking for help is just not right

Please consider before you abandoned any assistance

Even a shadow needs a light

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OPEN FLY

Sumitted for your approval

A question to massage your brain

If birds had gone extinct with the dinosaurs

Could we have invented the plane

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WING AND A PRAYER

Found a dead bird on my bird feeder today

Now fowl play is what I believe

Seems to be a new bird in town

I pray his message was received

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SUNDAY MASK

Face protection is no longer required

For the returning congregation on Sunday morning

Everything seems to be back to normal

Without the ability to conceal the yawning

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PER SENSE LESS

Beware of the mathematical boogeyman

Such a large increase, such a large decline

Never show the actual figures

Scariest numbers have a percent sign

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NOT OK 9

For everyone who believes their dog is loyal

I hate to inform you, that you've been screwed

They play that best friend card to the hilt

They'll go to anyone who gives them food

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ALL IN COMPASS

Giving advice in the direction of life

Think before you open your mouth

Consider greatly north, east and west

For matters can go quickly south

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WORD ASSOCIATION

If you are killed while working for the government

Determine assassination or murder is what we face

Do we consider your grand significance or influence

Or should it be more about job title and salary based

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SMILING DOWN UPON YOU

I've notice there are very few God jokes

Why do comedians let that subject be

God graciously gave us a great sense of humor

Why would God forbid the use against thee

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WHATS THE MATTER YOU

The world needs an Italian grandmother

Dispensing wisdom and clarity by the cup

With a gentle slap across the back of the head

Followed by a simple utterance, smarten up

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MOURNING THE MORNING

I really don't like going to bed at night

My mind gets going around midday

I kinda like being a night owl

I never cared for worms anyway

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SHOOTING DEBRIS

Well you believe you have written a lousy poem

So you throw it into the trash on the spot

Please go and retrieve it

For it's called, garbage can, not garbage cannot

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A WHITE CAR NATION

Have you looked at the automobiles in a parking lot lately

All the makes and models look the same

We are all the victims of conformity

And we only have ourselves to blame

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THE HAVES

The people who have figured it out

And chartered through life's seasons

Never use many excuses

They followed through on reasons

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THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Hail to the famous writers and commentators

With the courage for which it employs

To stand up against real evil

All those old cartoons and children's toys

    ( It's sarcasm)

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NO CALM MEANT

When dealing with issues in your family

It's easy to get overrun

Seems a cinch to make a lot of people angry

Then it is to please everyone

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OLD FAITHFUL

Never dismiss the thoughts of the elderly 

For their words and wisdom you can trust

Because even a mop that is never used

Will still continue to collect dust

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K-9 OUT OF 10

I commanded my dog to sit, he stood

Now go fetch a stick, he stayed resting

Told him to roll over, he begged

I'm now against animal testing

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INVISIBLE THINK

Goverments, business, science and world organizations

Are all a big fan

Who has the most power of persuasion

It's the boogeyman

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MIND AND YOURS

They gather in a herd but bare no wool

Words and thoughts forever in sync

No idea how dangerous they are

All the proud members of group think

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CON DESCENDING

News media, print media, social media, so many voices

All striving to speak truth to power

Believing they are worthy of the final destination

Their prestigious ivory tower 

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RED DAWN

They say the early bird gets the worm

I believe that is certainly true for some

Sure, there are certain advantages

Stealing your neighbors newspaper for one

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WRITERS BLOCK HEAD

So big tech, the media, and the Democrats will team up

They will be the arbiters of what is now true

These television and print journalists will all be cheering

Not realizing they'll be a day they come for you

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