Relatively Speaking

So many tragic events have occurred 

For reasons we cannot conjure a clue

That someone from the future has never intervened

Tells me time travel can never be true

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EGGED ON

All this talk about genders is a bit confusing

All emotions have been torn

But then again, I was a man trapped in a woman's body

Until the day I was born

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THE BABY AND BATHWATER

There are many advocates for voting rights

They say, more people voting, better in touch

Although when it comes to voting for abortion rights

Wouldn't you know it? Maybe not so much 

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SICK OF IT

I long for the days before the internet

When ignorance was bliss and life was carefree

Now with every ache and pain, I've become aware

Of just how many diseases it could be

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EXIT STAGE REICH

President Putin has always had a plan to extricate himself

In case he was unable to take this hill

He will claim victory by eliminating the Nazis

As he sticks the rest of the world with the bill

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TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK

With cancel culture and the banning of words

Free speech is being put in its place

When comedians can no longer make a joke

Now that's a real slap in the face

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A NO VOTE

Imagine when scientists find the center of the universe 

And how does all this space and time fit

Watch for the surprise of the politicians when they realize 

That they are not the center of it 

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SEEING IT THROUGH

I think restaurants should have menus offered in braille

 So the blind can have a meal

They can now choose anything they want

Depending on how they feel

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INSIDE AND OUTSIDE

Nature seems to be a very happy place 

With birds chirping and frogs croaking everything is fine 

Although there are some sad moments 

Of course when willows are weeping and grapes turn to whine 

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THE INNER LIMITS

If you want something done right, do it yourself

Well that seems very black and white

Yet, I lack any evidence

That I know how to do things right

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THE REAL KNUCKLEBALL

Houses, cars education, ect.

Money is very hard to conserve

But, I find the greatest expense of all

Is this damn ongoing learning curve

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WRITE OR WRONG

All the social media companies in the world 

Unfortunately had to react

They handed all the people a pen and a paper

And decided hey, you can't write that 

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A WOMEN'S SCORN

How do you fight the Taliban in Afghanistan

Only a few options to choose

I would have giving arms to the Afghan women

For sure, they had the most to lose

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NOTHING TO GRAIN

Breakfast as a kid, Count Chocula, Franken Berry, Boo Berry

The good old days of sugar and fillers

Great products that were pulled from the market

General Mills the true cereal killers

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VINE TUNING

Many humans have a fascination with wines

Cosumption of them is their great escape

I'm just an old Coca Cola drinker

To me they're just a bunch of old grapes

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HELPER SKELTER

So you want to go it alone

Asking for help is just not right

Please consider before you abandoned any assistance

Even a shadow needs a light

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OPEN FLY

Sumitted for your approval

A question to massage your brain

If birds had gone extinct with the dinosaurs

Could we have invented the plane

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WING AND A PRAYER

Found a dead bird on my bird feeder today

Now fowl play is what I believe

Seems to be a new bird in town

I pray his message was received

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SUNDAY MASK

Face protection is no longer required

For the returning congregation on Sunday morning

Everything seems to be back to normal

Without the ability to conceal the yawning

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PER SENSE LESS

Beware of the mathematical boogeyman

Such a large increase, such a large decline

Never show the actual figures

Scariest numbers have a percent sign

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NOT OK 9

For everyone who believes their dog is loyal

I hate to inform you, that you've been screwed

They play that best friend card to the hilt

They'll go to anyone who gives them food

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ALL IN COMPASS

Giving advice in the direction of life

Think before you open your mouth

Consider greatly north, east and west

For matters can go quickly south

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WORD ASSOCIATION

If you are killed while working for the government

Determine assassination or murder is what we face

Do we consider your grand significance or influence

Or should it be more about job title and salary based

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SMILING DOWN UPON YOU

I've notice there are very few God jokes

Why do comedians let that subject be

God graciously gave us a great sense of humor

Why would God forbid the use against thee

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WHATS THE MATTER YOU

The world needs an Italian grandmother

Dispensing wisdom and clarity by the cup

With a gentle slap across the back of the head

Followed by a simple utterance, smarten up

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MOURNING THE MORNING

I really don't like going to bed at night

My mind gets going around midday

I kinda like being a night owl

I never cared for worms anyway

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SHOOTING DEBRIS

Well you believe you have written a lousy poem

So you throw it into the trash on the spot

Please go and retrieve it

For it's called, garbage can, not garbage cannot

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A WHITE CAR NATION

Have you looked at the automobiles in a parking lot lately

All the makes and models look the same

We are all the victims of conformity

And we only have ourselves to blame

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THE HAVES

The people who have figured it out

And chartered through life's seasons

Never use many excuses

They followed through on reasons

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THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Hail to the famous writers and commentators

With the courage for which it employs

To stand up against real evil

All those old cartoons and children's toys

    ( It's sarcasm)

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NO CALM MEANT

When dealing with issues in your family

It's easy to get overrun

Seems a cinch to make a lot of people angry

Then it is to please everyone

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OLD FAITHFUL

Never dismiss the thoughts of the elderly 

For their words and wisdom you can trust

Because even a mop that is never used

Will still continue to collect dust

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K-9 OUT OF 10

I commanded my dog to sit, he stood

Now go fetch a stick, he stayed resting

Told him to roll over, he begged

I'm now against animal testing

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INVISIBLE THINK

Goverments, business, science and world organizations

Are all a big fan

Who has the most power of persuasion

It's the boogeyman

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MIND AND YOURS

They gather in a herd but bare no wool

Words and thoughts forever in sync

No idea how dangerous they are

All the proud members of group think

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CON DESCENDING

News media, print media, social media, so many voices

All striving to speak truth to power

Believing they are worthy of the final destination

Their prestigious ivory tower 

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RED DAWN

They say the early bird gets the worm

I believe that is certainly true for some

Sure, there are certain advantages

Stealing your neighbors newspaper for one

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WRITERS BLOCK HEAD

So big tech, the media, and the Democrats will team up

They will be the arbiters of what is now true

These television and print journalists will all be cheering

Not realizing they'll be a day they come for you

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MARK OF THE DEVIL

There is a new endangered species 

No dissent is the road we embark

The mourning of the greatest punctuation

The tragic death of the question mark

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QUICK PICK

The fastest object in the universe

The speed of light is what the experts claim

At 186 thousand miles per second

Wouldn't the speed of darkness be the same

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DOUBLE-SPEAK

Just a year ago the media was all upset about bullying

Lots of finger pointing and blaming

But now, they're pushing hard the covid rules

They claim not bullying, it's shaming

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OFF THE CLOCK

There are so many people unemployed

They say they would work if the could

But, the great thing about being unemployed 

Is that the hours are so good

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FINAL NOTICE

Your attorney has drawn up your last testament 

Shock on your face when you get the bill

A word to the wise

Only God can fully grant free will

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WORLD COURT ORDER

The earth is in complete control

Despite the mischief that humans may cause

The laws of nature would never relinquish

Man's ability to amend said laws

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PICTURE SHOW

Be very careful with the images on television 

For your eyes may believe what it sees

So avoid the visions of others 

And let your mind see what it believes 

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I THINK, I HEAR

Most people speak when they should be listening

More thought should be promoted

Better that your silence be misinterpreted

Then for you to be misquoted

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MIND SET MATCH

Men and women are truly opposites 

It's amazing that relationships last 

Since women look for men with a future 

Men are looking for women with a past 

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AN ARMY OF TONGUE

There is a group of dangerous people here

And they strategically use their forces

No guns or knifes or physical weaponry

They call themselves anonymous sources

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JAIL BAIT

The excitement for the young to be involved in a protest

With the belief that all these causes seem to make sense

Just remember to think of your future

Because good jobs are rare with a felony offense

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JUST APPEARED

There are many mysteries and questions about the Bible

It's hard to know where to begin

Starting with the pictures of Adam and Eve

Why have belly buttons drawn in

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