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"I'm Leaving For A Wetter Man"
I’m Leaving For A Wetter Man
“I’m leaving for a wetter man”,
your email said. My humour’s dry.
Surely you meant “Better man” or “Weatherman”.
“I’m leaving for a wetter man” -
Perhaps I should have bought a dam,
or dressed up in a puddle tie.
“I’m leaving for a wetter man” -
your email said. My tears won’t dry.
From my new collection of 'Short Funny Love Poems'
Thursday 24th March 2016 11:03 pm
Sometimes Love Strikes When It Isn't Expected
You lived by yourself and felt so dejected
as your dating requests were always rejected.
Sadness and shame is what you projected.
You got to the point where it all was accepted.
You lived by yourself and felt so dejected,
so went for a walk when fate intercepted.
A ‘Clover’ sign fell and letters defected.
Sometimes ‘love’ strikes when it isn’t expected.
From my forthco...
Saturday 5th March 2016 1:41 pm
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