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afishamongmany on The Mangled Lips - A Crime Thriller Plot (Fri, 28 Jun 2019 04:31 pm)

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The Mangled Lips - A Crime Thriller Plot

Mangled lips have been turning up all over London and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a pistol, and still nobody has a clue who the rude killer is.

Jazz Phi Koo is a smart and charming professor with a fondness for love. She doesn't know it yet but she is the only one who can stop the thoughtless killer.

When her lover, Phil kay, is kidnapped, Jazz ...

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The Writer and the Professor.

See the hiding of the writer,
I think he's angry at the fighter.

He finds it hard to see the friend,
Overshadowed by the attractive gable end.

Who is that looking at the bees?
I think she'd like to eat the cheese.

She is but a friendly professor,
Admired as she sits with a lessor.

Her interesting car is just a cube,
It needs no gas, it runs on pollen tube.

She's not alone she b...

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Laughing Like Two Broken Love birds


Dear Phil,

I have a small confession. Forgive this pouring of my heart.

I cherish Cornwall, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes on you, I knew you were going to be a mild boyfriend. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than just a mild boyfriend.

My feelings for you intensified when I saw you sailing in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous runn...

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The Beloved Stranger At High St - A Narrative Poem


One day at a dress shop,
I met a man selling shirts,
For money he wanted to swap,
But I really wanted some worts.

"Got any worts?" asked I.
"For that's how I'll spend my money."
"No worts here!" said the guy.
He seemed to find it quite funny.

"We've got some lovely hats,
I'll give you a very fine price."
"I'd rather have some dats."
The man blinked rapidly thrice.

The man seemed e...

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Trackless Desert

Scorched, arabian
walking, dreaming, abandoning
Such feelings of pain
Oasis of Love

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'The Enchanted Torch'

The crowded, seaside town of Cardiff holds a secret.

Kelly Shaw has the perfect life working as a navigator in the city and running with her witty boyfriend, Philly Woo.

However, when she finds an enchanted torch in her cellar, she begins to realise that things are not quite as they seem in the Shaw family.

A birthday party leaves Kelly with some startling questions about her past, and sh...

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'The Curse of the Crumpled Map'

Whilst investigating the death of a local wrestler, a gentle author called Stacy Kim uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, crumpled map circulating throughout Cornwall. As soon as anyone uses the map, he or she has exactly 296 days left to live.

The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look grey. A marked person feels like a wide...

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My Handsome Moon - Phil Kay

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look handsome,
And so are you.

Orchids are white,
Ghosts are rare,
The light is grey,
And so is your hair.

Magnolia grows,
With buds like eggs,
Your feeling is strong,
And so are your legs.

Sunflowers reach,
Up to the skies,
A child is innocent,
And so are your eyes.

Foxgloves in hedges,
Surround the farms,
The cup is loving,
And so are your ...

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Jasmine's torment

Jasmine couldn't stop thinking about the library
It was just so optimistic and creative
Never had she known anything so contrary

That morning, Jasmine was shocked by the dictionary
She found herself feeling rather accumulative
Jasmine couldn't stop thinking about the library

Later, she realised that the library was ancillary
She thought the situation had become rather legislative
Never had...

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Inclement foreshore
A sided, soft dolphin swims
after the lion

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My cute boyfriend, you inspire me to write.
I love the way you cuddle, walk and swim,
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about the Rocking King.

Let me compare you to a Prince of Persia?
You are more cheerful and hilarious
Right sun heats the perfect peaches of June,
And summertime has the tavoulareas.

How do I love you? Let me count the ways.
I love your awesome ...

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Phil Kay

There once was a man who liked cats.
He said, "See the great plutocrats!"
It was rather black,
But not very tack,
He just couldn't say no to the mattes.

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