Dinosaur Extinction ( For Mature Audiences)


Can you imagine

the noise and the fumbling

of two dinosaurs out for a date,

the earth would be rumbling

both of them nervous and bumbling

as the two of them tried hard to mate


The two so inspired

would be hot as a fire

for each other they couldn't wait,

It would make quite a showing

their wide nostrils blowing

but their conjoining a roaring mistake


Such a mutual attraction

had a clumsy reaction

as they couldn't quite copulate,

while their best of endeavors

sent thunderous tremors

love they could never consummate


What they couldn't fathom

climax wasn't comin'

their size meant they couldn't quite mate,

that's why you find bones

under boulders and stones

they decided sex really wasn't that great!



◄ Bodies

The Unexpected ►


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Fri 21st Feb 2020 14:51

So THAT is why they died out.

Everybody lets get stoned


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Fri 21st Feb 2020 14:27

Hahaha! Enjoyed this one! 😃


Fri 21st Feb 2020 13:54

This should be banned from WOL.
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Brian Maryon

Fri 21st Feb 2020 13:50

You've got the hang of that rhyming thing Knapey. Good one, and amusing which should satisfy Botany Bay.

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