I take care

to sort my assorted socks

into my two sock drawers

one drawer is for black socks

one for white

I am neat

I am organized

I am sorta particular

about my socks

which are always sorted

and folded in fine fashion

my sock drawer routine

is sort of annoying

to some people who resort to

casting aspersions

and who get out of sorts

at my odd behavior

but they will have to live with it

that's just the sort

of person I am

but it doesn't make me

a bad sort.