Then It Hit Me


It's cast iron

not just aluminum


my wife's fryin' pan

is a lethal weapon


the doc says my swelling

should go down in about two weeks


at least it distracts from

the black eye


people always ask me

what happened


I tell them it was an accident

I fell off the roof


in the meantime I don't fry eggs

or cook anything in a frying pan


I don't want it too easily available

it can suddenly be turned into a weapon


I always loved that fryin' pan

but then it hit me


you should have to have a license

to have a damn skillet.




We Live To Eat ►



Sat 14th Dec 2019 13:33

don't agitate your wife
while in the vicinity of the stove.

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