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Move your sweet lips closer to the microphone

And admit this second chance you’ve also blown

You should concede you have indeed made a poor show

Admit defeat; (best not to bleat)

You’ll have to go.


We were presented with a choice of the Hard Left

So let Boris get away with daylight theft

The Right now cackle at his debacle; they jibe and crow

He’s brought us tears for five more years-

He’ll have to go.


How could we spurn those many warnings that your feet

Would never tread the shag-pile rug of Downing Street?

The party whips say leadership’s an all-time low

So take with you McDonnell too-

He’ll have to go.


Won’t you say those words we long to hear

That it’s time for you to scram?

It’s best that you should disappear

To make your damson jam.


Tell us that you aren’t the leader that we seek

You lacked the skills, charisma too and you were weak

Despite this rout you’re without doubt an Honest Joe

Like Michael Foot, your soulmate, but-

He had to go.




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John Coopey

Sat 14th Dec 2019 09:35

Thanks, Po and Don.
(What have I started.)

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Don Matthews

Sat 14th Dec 2019 08:56


Did she pull the power out?
Had she had enough?
'I will hav... click' (goodbye)
Sorry Po, stiff tuff


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Paul Sayer

Sat 14th Dec 2019 08:38

no time to write a rhyme
Hang on a bit, til I get time.


Her in doors is shouting get off that putor we have got to get out

I will hav... click

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John Coopey

Sat 14th Dec 2019 08:34

“Blame it on that Brexit
Blame it on the media
Blame it on deserters
Blame it on the Boogie”

“Blame it on the Liberals
Blame it on Farage
Don’t blame it on Jezza
Blame it on the Boogie”

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Brian Maryon

Fri 13th Dec 2019 23:35

Friday evening 23:34 and he's still there. Whatever's up with him FFS?

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John Coopey

Fri 13th Dec 2019 07:31

If only someone had warned us he was unelectable, Brian!

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Brian Maryon

Fri 13th Dec 2019 07:15

He's gonna be gone. Solid gone.

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