Stupid Old People


I used to be

young and stupid

now I'm just

old and stupid


being stupid

as a kid

is okay

it's kind of expected

and people cut you slack


but being stupid

as an old person is frowned on

people immediately think of Alzheimer's

then run and hide


stupid old people

get put off and put away

folks don't like to deal with them

they think if you just give them

a bed and a wall calendar

they'll be fine


they are shunted off

away from the family

away from the so-called smart people

who have no time for them

in their busy lives


it's a shame

we don't learn from those

who've been there

seen it all


I in turn, don't mind

being called old and Stupid

it's water off my back


and actually

it's a step up...

from what I used to be called

and which I can't repeat.


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Fri 6th Dec 2019 21:29

BTW d this poem rocks 'old' friend

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Fri 6th Dec 2019 21:27

I love, I love, I love I love my calender girl
Yea sweet calender girl, every day of the of the... fish please



Fri 6th Dec 2019 21:11

The calendars from the Funeral Home?

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Fri 6th Dec 2019 19:58

Come on dk, some of those wall calendars are really cool. : ) ><>

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Fri 6th Dec 2019 13:28

Old is the new young d.

You can't put an old head on young shoulders, but you sure as hell can put a young head, on old shoulders.

I have had a face lift, trouble is now my belly button is between nipples just under my chins

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