To whom it may concern

From this I hope you will learn

More about this candidate

Who up to now is never late

He always gets things done

Provided his team have won

He’s as honest as the day is new

and also makes a decent brew

This man has integrity in his bones

Never been known to whinge or moan

Nothing is ever too much trouble

He just lives in a hard work bubble

His timekeeping is second to none

Especially when he’s got his watch on

In this man you can fully trust

It wasn’t his fault that we went bust!

Yours sincerely 

William Liar