Sticking My Neck Out



My neck started hurting this week

there was a knot there

that hurt like crazy

I could hardly move or turn my head

without excessive pain


my darling wife took over

said here take this

I said what is it

a pain reliever she said


it will probably work in about 8 hours

if not

there's always the final solution


what's that I asked innocently

AMPUTATION she replied

It's quicker and there are no side effects


I gulped down the pill

and pretended it worked great

acting in my own behalf


I will no longer ask for any assistance

I'll keep my head about it

and suffer through it without help


bad things happen when

you stick your neck out.



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Mon 25th Nov 2019 13:05

true story. well, kinda.

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