Boomerang. It's all Wrong

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Boomerang. It's all Wrong


You know I'm a rhymer

From over the sea

Throwing my boomerang

In circles. You see


I hear you all thinking

Is he really real

Or taking the piss

If so, what's the deal?


Our boomerangs come

With sticker removed

Which said 'Made in China'

Then aborigine grooved


The grooves are then filled

With mock aborigine art

And sold off as genuine

In tourist-type marts


This is all wrong

So bloody-well wrong

This is where true

Aboriginal art should belong


Oh, by the way

When circling our 'rangs

We engage in the sport

Of inter-air prangs


Don Matthews June 2018


◄ My Boy He Went To Kindy

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Fri 22nd Nov 2019 10:19

With all tht scrubbing watch...(shy away) 😝😝😝

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Don Matthews

Fri 22nd Nov 2019 10:15

I was sure you were there Do. Isn't that you in the bath waiting for me? 😛


Fri 22nd Nov 2019 10:08


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Don Matthews

Fri 22nd Nov 2019 10:03

Remember Charlie and his splish splash Po?

Well I do a bit of splish-splashing with the girls myself. Look hard . See Thale and Lucy shakin' it up? You not looking hard enough. Is that Ruth and Do I see? Golly gosh Po! we gotta party going on. Pity Ruth won't see the vid. Seems she didn't check in. Maybe boomerangs not her thing?

I asked the video people to stay above me vitals in case the towel slipped.

And I end up with a bevy in my bath. How good is that. Some have all the luck hey?...


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Paul Sayer

Fri 22nd Nov 2019 06:46

You are a wealth of information Don.

Charlie was a huge little guy!

I loved watching him as a child.

I thought he died before you were even born mate

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Don Matthews

Thu 21st Nov 2019 22:59


Gosh! It's 60 years and I can still remember it almost word for word. Thankyou for bringing it all back

You probably didn't know his but different species of kangaroos produce different sounds. For instance:

Spanish reds go whop,...whop...whop

Charlie's variety go (nothing to do with our Do incidentally)

Ones going down my street go boing...boing..

Ain't that interesting?


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Paul Sayer

Thu 21st Nov 2019 20:34


Thu 21st Nov 2019 11:53

Boom.... This rang quite many 🔔 bells. I guess u into learning boomerang sport. I know someone who has tried hard to work on this rang device. Works quite well, i will also give it a go. It's a 👶 child's ▶ play.

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