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Deep fake pizza

Do they 


Liver salts?


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Don Matthews

Mon 18th Nov 2019 21:44

Wot story Ruth?.....



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Mon 18th Nov 2019 21:01

Criticism for his interview Prince Andrew has met,
It was almost impossible for him to sweat.
Pizza Express in Woking has achieved Royal fame,
Used as an alibi to protect his good name.

An adviser had told him to remain in the shade,
To partake in the interview an error he has made.
Plaudits to rescue his reputation he did not receive,
In the interview he came over as being naive.

To persecute him too much is really mean,
The son of our Royal highness the Queen.
We all have family members who make a mistake,
The Royals are human like us, with much more at stake.

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Nigel Astell

Mon 18th Nov 2019 14:49

I like a big pan pizza
sizzling hot with melting cheese
trouble is I order too many - - -

When I phone up they answer
Hi Nigel ten to fifteen minutes
before I can say - - - same again please!

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Ruth O'Reilly

Sun 17th Nov 2019 23:43

True Brian, It gives us all a bad case of indigestion just looking at him trying to talk himself out of it

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Ruth O'Reilly

Sun 17th Nov 2019 23:42

Is it a big news story over there Don?

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Sun 17th Nov 2019 23:25

He'd be better off eating humble pie!

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Don Matthews

Sun 17th Nov 2019 22:44

Order one Woking pizza fake variety. What's that? Yes, large Eth. Oh,... plus a side of liver salts

Money's in your purse Eth.....

Sure luv....


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Ruth O'Reilly

Sun 17th Nov 2019 22:32

In response to a interview I watched!

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