MEN DON'T READ INSTRUCTIONS

in fact men

barely read at all

why deal with all those complications

it's easier to wing it

and hope for the best

that's why you have unicycles

they were supposed to be bicycles but

a man didn't read the instructions

when it comes to medication

men seldom read the directions

they just swallow hard

they figure if it says one pill

then 3 would be even better

reading instructions to a man

is an admission of guilt or failure

if they can't figure something out on their own

they must be stupid

so they proceed without delay

without caution

in the end knowing

that if they can't figure it out

their wives will bail them out as usual

take the item back to Customer Returns

and get their money back

even though the box is open

parts are gone

and the instructions are now missing

customer service may question what the item is

just lie and say it's a tricycle

but it only came with one wheel.