Another Daydream
I bought it at a jumble sale, it cost me fifty pence;
I showed it to an expert, his amazement was immense.
"It's Leo-bloody-nardo!" he informed me to my joy,
"It's worth a hundred million quid..." Aren't I a lucky boy?
I bought it at a jumble sale, it cost me fifty pence;
I showed it to an expert, his amazement was immense.
"It's Leo-bloody-nardo!" he informed me to my joy,
"It's worth a hundred million quid..." Aren't I a lucky boy?
I bought mine at an auction Bran
It cost me lots, a mint
My expert says it's worth 10p
And I said thanks, I'm skint
Moral - buy at jumble sale not auction.....
I have similar daydreams all the time, branwell
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M.C. Newberry
Thu 17th Oct 2019 10:47
Love the "Leo-bloody-nardo"!
Schemes and dreams...
Enduring themes.