Madam, My Card
If ever you're lonely and needing a man,
Just give me a call and I'll do what I can,
I'm fully efficient and ready to please:
(See the reverse for a list of my fees.)
Comments
I'm calling re your offer
To do a 'What I Can'
It sound exotic, teasing-like
(You don't list this on your fees Mr Kent?....please call back) ?
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raypool
Fri 4th Oct 2019 11:38
A nice seedy gentility in this that breaks into a smile. I once had a brief affair with a prostitute who suggested I ply my trade in the escort sector. Not possible without a huge bank loan to get myself in shape!
The poem is the perfect length , if you'll excuse the expression.
Ray