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Calculations

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Calculated mathematicians

Multiply their suspicions

Adding assumptions

While subtracting

Satisfaction

It all sums up

To a

Dramatic divide

jumping to conclusionshumour

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Ruth O'Reilly

Wed 16th Oct 2019 17:46

Square root of something Nigel!

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Nigel Astell

Wed 16th Oct 2019 14:46

mis - calculating
means back
to square one.

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Don Matthews

Tue 15th Oct 2019 15:13

I am an expert maths man
I learnt it all at school
Plus times nought is hundred
Dat's da golden rule

Hundred minus nuffing
Brings us back to nought
See, I am an expert Ruth
(Wait while I sip my port)

(12.30pm. Bit late for that Don.....)

One port hhelps me type propper
No ports (I getting tired)
Hundred times by nuffing
You need a maths consultant sir?
It looks like I am hired

(See what paying attention at school gets you Ruth?......) ?

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