Let's do this thing ( what is it again?)

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On hearing the speech....

C'mon this is fun

Ideas? I have none

Yet premiership I have won

Might not be in

That long

So my

Promises are far flung

But these words

I've carefully strung

Let's Get Brexit done

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Don Matthews

Mon 14th Oct 2019 22:23


I like to bounce around the site
Bringing smiles and making light
Thalia my Muse of Mirth
Helps add fun (cos there is dearth)

Ya know what I mean ?.....😎

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Fred Nicholson

Mon 14th Oct 2019 16:26

You have got me smiling broadly Don.

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Don Matthews

Mon 14th Oct 2019 07:50

I am a lemming, Donald, Boris
Lost, please tell me what to do
Bow down I do, before your feet
You're the best, three cheers for you

(Or should that be three cheers up you?....)

Don, 'tis Boris texting you
Please free to Twitter back
Stoopid lemmings worship us
Bloody hell Don, we got knack

Don he then did Twitter back
(Which Twitter aide had to translate)
See Boris was not Twitter trained
(What utter drivvel Don....)

I tried......😎

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Fred Nicholson

Mon 14th Oct 2019 00:54

Boris and Donald are both loud lying looney tunes.
Two supposed leaders cannot a movement make.
It's the lemming followers that really take the cake.

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Don Matthews

Thu 3rd Oct 2019 00:22

Please sir please sir (three bags full)
Give us good deal, (no shit bull)
Boris asking (doh see doh)

EU EU here Boris
We do deals with serious stuff
Your hair is too flyaway
Lady friend too much like fluff

Why you rhyme such frivolous waste Don?......

EEI EEI EE dunno......😎

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Ruth O'Reilly

Wed 2nd Oct 2019 18:28

Don they say we are going to adopt the Aussie system of Emigration here in the UK so you folks down under are influencing us!

Rose, I love that great brexitations! We're like Oliver! With our begging bowl 'Please Sir can we get a good deal?' And the UK is turning into an old curiosity shop in the eyes of the rest of the EU! With the levels of homeless people I see in town these days, it is like being back in Dickensian times!😤

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Rose Casserley

Wed 2nd Oct 2019 16:37

will our expectations be ' Great Brexetations ' Ruth, or will a sequel be forthcoming as in a second referendum?

please God-NOOOOO!!!

Rose 💋

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Don Matthews

Wed 2nd Oct 2019 16:04

Which words did Boris speak, you heard ?
Ten lines I have to choose
I need to rhyme this ditty, verse
His premiership no lose

In writing this here ditty, verse
Like Boris... no idea
Like Boris I'm just havin' fun
I hear he spouts diarrhea?

There is one phrase which gets down here
(10,000 miles away)
He's spouted o'er and o'er again
Brexit please go, obey 😎

Seems he's havin' a spot of trouble with the old Brexit Ruth?......

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Ruth O'Reilly

Wed 2nd Oct 2019 13:58

This was what I heard when he spoke😒

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