No chicks at the flicks !

Dawn and Marge were at the flicks watching The Golden Compass.

In the foyer a farmer was causing quite a rumpus.

He'd bought two tickets one for him and one for his chicken Nance.

"No chicks allowed !"So secretly he stuffed Nance down his pants,

Sneaked her in and sat next to Dawn and Marge.

The movie started and the chicken's head from the farmer's trousers did discharge.

Dawn spotted this strange thing appear,

Turned to Marge and transmitted her fear.

"Don't worry about it ,at your age you will have seen them all Dawn."

"I thought I had ,but this one is different its eating my popcorn!"


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Manchester City Council ,please listen to me !Put no cycling signs up on Market street for all to see! ►


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Ruth O'Reilly

Wed 18th Sep 2019 11:14

Ha,ha that conjured up some great visuals Hugh😂

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Graham Sherwood

Tue 17th Sep 2019 11:52

Excellent Hugh!

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