Winston Where Have They Taken It ?

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Winston Where Have They Taken It ?


Winston where have they taken it?

While you were a'sleeping last night

The solid gold one you like sitting on

The one you find comfy, not tight


Being open on view to the tourists

You can only sit when viewing's closed

This must be a pain in the backside

When toot calls, use servants, I 'spose?


Winston it must have been messy

They didn't de-plumb it with care

Just yanked out the pipes from their sockets

And water, yikes!, went everywhere


I hope Winston they do return it

Cos gold don't belong with the serfs

It belongs with the noble landed gentry

To sit on, and admire what it's worth


Don Matthews September 2019


◄ WOL Muse Bus Tour and Thalia (thankyou Philipos)

But Am I Crazy ? ►


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Ruth O'Reilly

Mon 16th Sep 2019 19:29

News of the golden bowl reached you I see ha,ha it's almost a Royal Flush !

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Brian Maryon

Mon 16th Sep 2019 18:02

Constant rendition always personified.

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M.C. Newberry

Mon 16th Sep 2019 15:25

I would prefer to think that WSC would have shuddered at the existence of this looted epitome of time-in-loo vulgarity!

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Rose Casserley

Mon 16th Sep 2019 14:49

when questioned by reporters as to how far they had got with their toilet stealing investigations, the police spokesman said they had nothing to go on....

which would have left Winston in the shit, literally! ?

Cheer's Don.

Rose ?

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keith jeffries

Mon 16th Sep 2019 10:03

Good humrous and well ryhmed verse.
Thanks for this

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