Winston Where Have They Taken It ?

 

Winston where have they taken it?

While you were a'sleeping last night

The solid gold one you like sitting on

The one you find comfy, not tight

 

Being open on view to the tourists

You can only sit when viewing's closed

This must be a pain in the backside

When toot calls, use servants, I 'spose?

 

Winston it must have been messy

They didn't de-plumb it with care

Just yanked out the pipes from their sockets

And water, yikes!, went everywhere

 

I hope Winston they do return it

Cos gold don't belong with the serfs

It belongs with the noble landed gentry

To sit on, and admire what it's worth

 

Don Matthews September 2019