Playful Shoelace Ha Ha Ha
PLAYFUL SHOELACE HA HA HA
I have a little shoelace
The other end of me
It's got a mind all of its own
But that's just how it be
I tie it up each morning
As tight as tight can be
But then it grabs the jolly knot
And pulls the whole thing free
I hear it laughing ha ha ha
Come tie me up again
I curse and swear beneath my breath
Count silently to ten
No way you're gonna trip me up,
You naughty little lace
I've got something in my box
To put you in your place
I told you just don't do it
Don't do it anymore
I don't like being tripped up
And landed on the floor
He tripped me up again ha ha
And sent me for a ripper
I took my in-place-putter out
Replaced him with a slipper
I hear him whimper in my box
Crying lace-like tears
But tripping up nice people's a
Bad model for your peers
Don Matthews
Aug 2017
Don Matthews
Tue 20th Aug 2019 23:13
Thankyou all enjoying this. As you can see I wrote it two years ago and each time I read it it puts a smile on my face.
MC - Spike and I went to the same College of Silliness. He was a few years ahead of me so we didn't cross paths. I only achieved a Grade 3 Pass whereas he came top of the College (being in a higher level of Silliness). We did however share one thing in common - we were both bipolars. Funny how BPD strikes down the most creative. Such a pity.....
Mae - Rhyme and rhythm
Bounce along
All enjoy
My sweet song
DoRoThY - OK, I do have a very weird sense of humour (which is why I get so many blank looks) - but I'm glad you like it ?
Ray - yes, much thought went into it. My mind went down this winding track and I followed to see where it went (carrying pen at the ready). I smiled all the way. I still do when I retrace that path of 2 years ago......
Jason - Do you happen to know any shoelace publishers?......
Other Likers - Thankyou for clicking the button - post reading ........