Roses come in red roses come in white

Whichever they come in my wallet is light

Cards express feelings of to have and to hold

Next day mmmm, they should’ve been left untold

Isn’t red a sign for danger a signal to stop

Still we plough on or are hearts for the chop

Romance thickens the air with expectation

Lulling us into a night, ripe with anticipation

Its Leap Year lads so be on your guard

If she goes down upon one knee pull out a red card

Two hearts are for rent to have and to hold

Soon be wedding bells, so rumour is told

Love, is it going to be or not going to be

Will cupid get you or let you go free?

Meal for two some quality red wine

Is that the bill, just look at the time!

Dreaming of making love two hearts in lust

The meeting of two is it built on trust?

Condom me or condom me never

Going without one is not so clever

I knew my girlfriend was forever, going to be fine

When she drank, ate her curry, then Val ate mine