My grandad was struck by a lightening bolt,
   My grandma consumed by a whale,
My Great Uncle Barney died in a tsunami,
   My Aunt Danielle in a gale.

My daddy was hit by a meteorite
   My mummy went missing at sea,
My brother and sister were killed by a twister,
   I wonder what's waiting for me.

An alien abducted my wife and her mother
   And three or four first cousins too,
My nephews and nieces were torn into pieces
   By tigers escaped from a zoo.

An avalanche did for my son and his lover,
   My daughter skied into a tree,
My second wife, Betty, ran off with a yeti,
    I wonder what's waiting for me.