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Humpty Dumpty - a different rhyme

Humpty Dumpty went to a ball

knowing he couldn't dance at all.

He smoked and he sniffed

drank till totally squiffy

 made the bouncers really miffy.

They called the police

who his wallet did fleece

then dropped him blind drunk in Whitehall

 

 

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Don Matthews

Sun 30th Jun 2019 10:58

Jennifer be careful
Nursery rhyming edgy stuff
Keith is on the tail of you
Keep safe, rhyme a la fluff....?

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jennifer Malden

Sun 30th Jun 2019 10:31

Thanks Dorothy, Lisa and Devon for the likes, and Keith and Don for the comments. Keith- bit worried you have identified him!!!! Am I going to be sued by someone?

Jennifer

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keith jeffries

Sat 29th Jun 2019 14:23

Jennifer,
I know just who you mean. Good work
Thanks
Keith

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Don Matthews

Sat 29th Jun 2019 13:28

This sounds like a political nursery to me
Where all Humpties land in Whitehall
They don't give a jot 'bout the people they serve
They just wanna drink, have a ball.....

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