Jack sent Jill
to the shop on the hill
to fetch some mineral water.
He thought that Jill was on the pill
so in bed did what he oughter.
But a shock Jack got
when bedside he trot
as Jill produced a daughter
so beautifully black
like the man who sold mineral water!
Let's have a re-look at this Jack and his Jill
They all could have been black and hearty
Was Jill true to Jack or she frisk mineral man?
Was she true or was she just plain-out tarty?
The baby came out looking beautifully black
But whose black daddy made this nice charm?
Now if DNA testing was round at the time
We'd know which daddy it would confirm
(But mummy, in my picture book Jack and Jill are white.... and I can't find a mineral man anywhere?.......)
What fun !
Devon Brock
Fri 28th Jun 2019 23:17
Who's in the lead? Is anybody keeping count?
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jennifer Malden
Sat 29th Jun 2019 07:11
Thanks Lisa, Devon and Jon for the comments / and DoRothy for the like. Don - my nursery rhyme book was the same as the child's. Jill was plain out tarty, always up for a bonk, and she thought Jack could lug the water down the hill for once, so .......................
Jennifer