Walmart has groceries

meats vegetables milk

clothes computers

tires drugs

you name it

so I got to thinking about

what it was missing and decided that

what it really needs is an operating room

after all if you can get your pharmaceuticals

and groceries at Walmart

why not open-heart surgery

discounted of course

with a special break for Seniors

so that the sign on the building would read 

Grocery/Surgery

10% off if you use your Walmart charge card

how easy can you get

Real one-stop shopping

fast operations

in and out quickly

call ahead to reserve a spot on the aisle

bag your own parts.