ME AND MY BLADDER

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(Please forgive the singing, for which I should be shot)

 

Me and my bladder’s

Always full and needs the loo;

But then what’s badder

It’s just a dribble shooting out askew.

So at 12 o’clock’s my first golden shower

The next’s at one, then every hour.

My lousy bladder

Won’t let me sleep one whole night through.

 

Me and my bladder’s

Hostage to the prostate gland;

Perhaps I should add a

Mental note to get the bugger scanned.

But the quack deployed his “special” thumb

And broddled round inside of my bum

Saying that I just had a

Simple case of enlarged gland.

◄ THE RED WHEELBARROW

HOW FRAGILE ALL THIS IS ►

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John Coopey

Tue 30th Apr 2019 16:23

I had to look this up, Steve. No, I’m on Tamsulosin with its remarkable side effects.
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