WRITE OUT LOUD WOMEN BLUES

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(A tired old re-post.  But it pays to advertise)

 

I want a WriteOutLoud woman to do anything in the world for me

I want a WriteOutLoud woman to do anything in the world for me

She could lick my piece into shape; I mean my poetry.

 

I’d take down her pantoums and jiggle her spondees for fun

She’d mouth both my rondels and my phaleucian

We’d make the two-backed couplet until completion.

 

Now people if you are wondering why this poor boy has vowed

To work his way through all the girls who frequent WriteOutLoud

The answer, my friends, is plain to see

I’m a true cunning linguist; I just love poetry.

 

I’d love that woman when she’s in expletive mode

Or with her sestina they’d do a Sapphic ode

I’d play with her caesura till my diction explodes.

 

I want a WriteOutLoud woman to do anything in the world for me

I want a WriteOutLoud woman to do anything in the world for me

She can lick my piece into shape; I mean my poetry.

◄ A TRIP TO THE DENTIST

VAR MAN ►

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John Coopey

Thu 18th Apr 2019 16:12

Thanks, MC. I at at home writing saucy drivel.

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M.C. Newberry

Thu 18th Apr 2019 13:44

Ha! Going back many centuries - I think Catallus would identify with
the way this is done. Clever stuff, raising a bit of poetic fun to higher
than usual levels. A worthy re-post. As a contributor of this sort of
material you have few shortcomings! Keep 'em coming!

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John Coopey

Wed 17th Apr 2019 08:49

I don’t see your point, Don; drivel is my speciality.

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Don Matthews

Wed 17th Apr 2019 03:36

I'm pleased Longfellow didn't let you down. And so quick!

We're using up valuable drivvel space here John. It's not all our fault. Hazel set the wheels in another direction

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John Coopey

Wed 17th Apr 2019 00:29

It's the magic of my Longfellow, Don.

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Don Matthews

Tue 16th Apr 2019 23:26

Gosh John, You are branching out. WOLer orgasm-assistance. And all for free I believe.

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John Coopey

Tue 16th Apr 2019 19:03

Take the orgasm, Hazel. It's been a long time since I've been able to help anyone in that regard.

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Hazel ettridge

Tue 16th Apr 2019 18:43

john, i dont know whether to laugh or have an orgasm. i think ill just go write a poem.

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John Coopey

Tue 16th Apr 2019 17:30

Not sure these days, Don.
And thanks for the 'like' Laura.

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Don Matthews

Tue 16th Apr 2019 16:53

Shit! John you've lost me here. Thought I was doing well learning the basics. Seems I've a long way to go yet.

How much would one of these WriteOutLoud
women cost? My poetry needs improvement.

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