Valentine Valentino came from Spain

or some such whereabouts

he had a hooked nose, a crooked smile

and eyes brown like fresh dung.

Valentine Valentino came to my space

played his way in my life

he had a tanned skin, a lithe body

and hair the colour of dung.

valentine valentino came, needless to say

to circle my head  in pain

he gave me a labotomy,  a thought removal

and so I thoughtlessly  thought

that valentine valentino loved me.