Valentine's Day- A Little Folly
Valentine Valentino came from Spain
or some such whereabouts
he had a hooked nose, a crooked smile
and eyes brown like fresh dung.
Valentine Valentino came to my space
played his way in my life
he had a tanned skin, a lithe body
and hair the colour of dung.
valentine valentino came, needless to say
to circle my head in pain
he gave me a labotomy, a thought removal
and so I thoughtlessly thought
that valentine valentino loved me.