A new book is coming out

an autobiography of d.knape

it will be titled

"So What, The Life Of A Poet"

it will be 2 pages

including the cover

but that keeps the cost down

those Americans who can still read

will want this book

it's not fancy

but it's a great accessory

on your coffee table

and will impress people

who think you actually read poetry

it answers all the questions

concerning d.knape

the man, the poet, the legend

and what drives him to write

hint:  it's Uber.

soon available at most closed book stores

and alley dumpsters

(also can be used as a fire-starter.)