Australian Humour
Australian Humour
Australian humour's dry-like
Dry and droll's can be
And as I am Australian
That's what you'll get from me
The humour which I give out
At times is hard to follow
Now Don you must be kidding me
That's really hard to swallow
You think the python snake
Which ate someone's pet cat
Is just a joke that I made up?
It grabbed it from its mat
So am I telling porkies?
Or am I telling truth?
In actual fact it's very true
I don't believe you. Strewth!
Don Matthews January 2019
M.C. Newberry
Thu 28th Feb 2019 15:47
These lines bring to mind the YouTube video of a US (?) rat snake
stalking a faun while a large farm cat stalks the snake which eventually departs the scene. Any snake that takes on a cat is
risking injury via very sharp little teeth and claws...hard to swallow,
I'd have thought.