I prefer my own company

I agree with everything I say

I even like the way I say it

when you keep your own company

you don't have to have facts

or worry about offending another

my opinion is all that matters

and makes perfect sense to me

I don't call myself names

or argue with myself

I affirm my own brilliance

each time I speak

what a comfort it is

to have myself to converse with

I am beside myself

nodding in agreement

my best friend is Me

whose support is 100%

who needs others to raise questions

or challenge my convictions

I have myself

to confirm my own biases

and know absolutely

I am always right

in my own mind.