You need me on every journey
To show you the way you should go
Without my expert direction
An A to Z you would have to follow
Navigation, I’m Sat navigation

My voice can be changed in an instant
I can be whoever you want
A man who is very assertive
Or a girl with sweet dulcet tones

For drivers I’ve solved all their problems 
No need to ever get lost
unless you’ve not updated my system 
Then you could end up counting the cost
Navigation, I’m Sat Navigation

Proceed on current road 
Watch out don’t squash that toad
At the roundabout take the third exit
To the channel tunnel (before it’s Brexit)
Don’t worry I’ve got Euro maps loaded
No problem getting back from Calais to Dover
Oops do a u turn where possible
The route your on is impractical 
Your trying to trick me and test me out
But I’m a sat nav and there is no doubt
That my robotic intelligence is second to none
Hey watch out you nerd you’ve overrun! 
This narrow lane and I think we’re done
Your wheels are spinning on a sharp cliff ledge.
Proceed on current road..and fall over the edge,
Navigation, Sat Navigation, Ahhhhhhhh
The Urban Poet 2019